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doverstar · 11 months ago

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was today years old when discovering that the eleventh doctor wears leather trousers. his trousers are made of black leather. Black leather with the ends rolled up and I. have no idea what to think-

#what do you mean he is wearing BLACK LEATHER TROUSERS #all this time I thought it was denim but I just saw his Children In Need short and? they really are? black leather?#exactly like the books and articles describe. he is wearing black leather #ON HIS LEGS #I genuinely thought oh ha! tweed old man jacket with elbow patches. cotton shirt. braces and bow tie. boots. precious man #denim trousers #BUT NO. NO. hear me. listen to me. that sideways old man babyface is wearing black leather trousers. do you know what that makes him?#COOL. do you know what that also makes him? STUPID #he's even more ridiculous than I thought he was. who does that. like the tweed and the bow tie and the elbow patches were all quirky #all eccentric and geek chic and niche and moffat and the costumers really tried to create a very OBVIOUS caricature #but it worked and it came together to look exactly how it was supposed to look okay. but. BUT.#it is all sitting on top of cleverly-disguised. barely-referred-to. blink-twice-and-you'll-miss-them-#black leather trousers. *inhale with me* matt smith in his mid-twenties dressing as a geek chic alien grandfather. IN BLACK LEATHER TROUSER #NEEEERRRRD #eleventh doctor #doctor who #doverstar's thoughts #text post #funny #read the tags #opinion piece #I guess?#eleven #11 #11th doctor #11th #dw #bbc #matt smith #steven moffat

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severalowls · 3 months ago

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Cottagecore instagrammers stripping the protective varnish off antique furniture so that it looks rustic because people in ye olden days absolutely under no circumstances varnished or waxed their furniture so it wouldn't turn into piss after one particularly damp season.

Historical aesthetics based on stained old furniture left as an unfinished project in an architectural salvage warehouse for 15 years after the owner stripped off 2 inches of landlord white that was trendy for 6 months in 2004 to see if any of the original finish had survived or the wood was in good condition (it had not, it was not)

#i am of course lying a little bit because usually these aesthetics are based on like #'old west' american colonial homesteads which probably did use a lot of bare planks #because paw was too busy on the porch shooting the natives to finish the furniture #no shortage of blindingly white cotton though. wonder where that came from. uh oh.

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bittsandpieces · 4 months ago

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been convincing myself for years that I don't actually have lowered sensation in my cunt and I'm just imagining it because I want to be more sensitive. and then I bring it up to the doctor and now I'm getting a pelvic mri because apparently it's not normal that the skin on my thighs is more sensitive than my actual pussy

#she was testing my sensation in various areas with a cotton swab and I was like huh #i can literally barely feel it anywhere except on the outside of the outer lips #vent post

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shadysubject06 · 2 months ago

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This was originally a doodle page to practice rendering hair. It turned into a full character portrait instead. Which is a.....common problem?

#ShadySketches #Barely Baphomet #Cotton E Wool #oc art #toon oc

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ratatatastic · 8 months ago

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the beautiful country of sweden and its greatest wonders

Panthers Championship Parade | 6.30.24 (x)

#gustav forsling #oliver ekman larsson #tobias bjornfot #florida panthers #one of the greatest wonder being forsys adonis body #god your body is insane #i could write prose rivaling shakespeare over a body like that. hand me the quill.#the artiful array of the flag upon their shoulders #its scrumptious #also lars just went to parade in basketball shorts which KILLS ME i mean at least he was prepared #forsys pink cotton shorts are holding onto dear life like wow those crease lines WOW #the sluttiest thing a man can do is not only have a swedish flag strewn across his bare shoulders #but also apparently wearing the most see through cotton shorts in existence

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theamazingmaddyas · 9 months ago

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Things the Apollo Cabin campers have definitely said featuring actual quotes from my four siblings and I.

Lee: (reading a trivia question) Name the five Great Lakes

Michael: Eric... Oklahoma, and Atlantis

Will: That's not even five?

Will: (after doing five line dances in a row at a DJ and another comes on) He's gonna kill me (proceeds to agressively Cotton Eye Joe)

Kayla: I was asked to write a poem about anything, so I wrote about how much better I am than Michael in archery.

(While playing Anomia, which involves saying things in certain categories)

Austin: Aww, I wanted to match with Jerry. (Card in question: French Word) I had the perfect answer.

Jerry: Oui Oui?

Austin: No. Oui Oui Baguette

Jerry: What does that mean?

Austin: Yes, yes bread.

Jerry: *dies of laughter*

(Also playing Anomia)

Austin: (matches with Type of Rock) Pop Rock

Yan: Wrong. It means like sedimentary. You know, types of rocks

Austin: It didn't specify if it meant (points towards door) rock rock or (strums imaginary guitar) rock rock

(While playing Risk J.r.)

Kayla: What's the strategy?

Yan: There isn't one.

Gracie: The game's made for five year olds.

Kayla: Which I plan to dominate.

Yan: (to Gracie) She plans to beat all the five year olds.

(Little) Will: What's your crap?

Michael: My what?

Will: The day you were born? Your crap.

Lee: He means your zodiac

#apollo cabin #cabin 7 #lee fletcher #michael yew #trials of apollo #will solace #kayla knowles #austin lake #jerry (percy jackson)#yan (percy jackson)#gracie (percy jackson #incorrect quotes #I would like to say I won a pixie stick for best Cotton Eye Joe #Me and my backbrace coming in clutch #I also won a rubber duckie for best Chicken Dance like 5 minutes after that #It is a badge of honor #It's also a tragedy that I no longer have the archery poem #middle school maddy rocked that assignment #I barely remember the last one but saw it written down and had to add it.

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sysig · 14 days ago

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You will soon learn to appreciate Charm (Patreon)

#Doodles #Just Desserts #Villainsona #One I've had on my mind for a while lol - she needs more audio shitposts tbh I have a few!#Happy to have this one >:3c You will soon learn to appreciate her!#Oddly fitting with the rant /hj in my previous tags now that I think about it lol that wasn't planned! She's just Like That #Also ft. Mochi Frog who really needs a home hmm where to put him...#The only other resident who has something similar is Konpeito with their Konpeitoad - which also might be the only direct pet/owner match?#Like Dango for example you'd think he'd be a perfect match for a Mochi pet but he has Butterscotch!#Redvines has Cinnamon Mouse and Kiwi Tart has Flan Chicken and Cirrus has Meringue Pigeon #Even Charm only Barely has a cotton candy tertiary she's more ice cream and Pudding Layer Cake doesn't Really match ice cream either #I guess Chocolate Fountain having a white chocolate/matcha dog in Sweet Pea /almost/ matches...#The only thing that matches between Marshmallow Fluff and Wafer is the red accent tho and on her it's mint and strawberry for him #Lots of mismatches! I'll have to go through and see who suits a frog!#Anyway lol enough about pets and their mis/matches! Appreciate Charm! Lol #Kinda just her villain arc in microcosm lol #''Pay attention to me'' the season pft #Any minor disturbance through her heart and mind and she defaults to the Staff - healthy coping mechanisms only lol #I have missed drawing her unhinged little hair flick on her forehead haha - that first subtle little design change to show her coming undone #Other than the Evil eyes but that could mean anything (it means a specific thing) lol #At least she's taking it - well?? She's not crying or vindictive yet lol #The preamble tends to be like that she'll work her way up haha

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watermel0ns-dumb-cringe · 8 months ago

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been having both the John Doe Ez AU & Cotton Spider AU on the mind so take this shitpost from before I passed out last night

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cuntwrap--supreme · 3 months ago

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Dog has a swollen lymph node. Just one for now. Which means her cancer is getting worse already. The longer this goes on, the more detached I feel from reality.

#I've been barely eating for over a week now and don't feel it #all the money i have is going towards her. i have enough body fat to survive without eating properly for a while.#but I'm just not hungry because nothing feels real right now #she's been breathing with more difficulty the past couple days too so i know the tumor on her tongue is getting larger #she's been whining so much too. like way more than she ever has.#and the prednisone has increased her appetite by so much that she's eating almost double what she normally would #she's skipped eating in the morning almost her whole life. don't know why. she's just a picky bitch like that.#but now she wants extra food in thd morning and snacks during the day and extra food at night #i was worried her food would go to waste after she died but goddamn #it definitely will be eaten plus some at this rate #she seems so normal. but i know she's getting worse every day and probably just doesn't want to bother me.#that's the worst thing about dogs. they don't want to bother you.#she's so opinionated when it comes to things she wants to eat or play with. but she's never let me know when she was in pain.#the only times she has are emergency vet visit times #like when my ex broke her tail and she kept putting her butt in my face to tell me shit was fucked up #or another time when her gut bacteria somehow got out of whack and she shat bright red blood all over my house #or when she broke a claw so bad it damaged the bone underneath #anything minor and i have to find it on my own #she's extra spoiled right now #i never tell her to stop unless she's doing something potentially dangerous #like yeah. let's sniff that same spot on the same bush you smell 8x a day for ten minutes girl.#you look hungry. have some peanuts or freetos or cotton candy.#you want snacks even though you just had snacks? bitch. have some more.#you want to sleep in my spot on the bed? thats ok. I'll go to the othef sidd where i don't have my cpap. get comfy.#i feel bad denying her anything when i know she only has a set amount of experiences left #there's a finite amount of sniffs she can snorf or food to be fed and i know it's pretty limited.#and then i get days like today where i don't even really start working until the time I'd normally be getting home #and that enrages me like little else can do because it's taking away from time with the only living thing that's real to me #except the longer i have knowing she's dying the less 'here' i feel. which makes her seem less real.#and i hate it. but i deny myself pain by pretending shit isn't real until it isn't. and then there's no more pain.

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april-december · 4 months ago

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Guess who just bought 13 metres of fabric to make Agatha Harkness costumes with

#I bought some for her 1750 dress #and some for her swishy coat #2m of rough dark blue wool for the 1750 bodice and peplum #3m of this gorgeous purple-but-almost-navy wool for the 1750 skirt #and 8m of pretty dark sapphire-almost navy cotton for the swishy coat #the wool was £6/m and the cotton was £3/m #which is all staggeringly cheap #(I got it at a re-enactors market from a stall owned by the lady who runs the market)#(the fabrics on her stall are always great prices)#the cotton has a watermark stain on it so there’s currently 8m of fabric in the washing machine #fingers crossed it comes out #I am so excited though #apparently even after 11 years of barely sewing buying fabric makes the brain go wheeeee #Agatha harkness #Agatha all along #cosplay #costume making #my posts

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kylewalker-peters · 9 months ago

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The way to revolutionise air travel is not to make the journeys faster or have more leg room though both would be very #slay it’s actually to create a way to make you feel as though you are lying flat on the softest and most comfortable bed imaginable when really you are sat ramrod straight in a chair that you can never truly get fully comfortable in

#I have been up for 30+ hours I don’t have the ability to do maths anymore (and I barely did in the first place) and like god I wish I could #have slept on the flight back home rather than feeling like my brain is made of cotton wool #but I’m home peace and love and god bless

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lavrach · 9 months ago

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Life after uninstalling instagram:

#i still log in on browser like twice a day to check messages #i had to uninstall it bc i found myself watching those videos uhhh idk what to call them #basically there's a chicken nugget with a roblox face and he's singing cotton eye joe #and I was like #yeah that's enough #and instagram barely showed me posts that I was interested in #the only social media I currently have installed on my phone is tumblr 😎#and wattpad #if wattpad counts as social media?

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thenarrativefoil · 1 year ago

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i found the exact same silk quilt i currently have, but it's less worn AND red and IT WAS ONLY $80 im head over heels holy fuck i've been looking for a new one going on three years now.

#text #i must have a channel stitched pottery barn silk quilt in my blanket rotation.#i found a king size gold one for $30 at an estate sale like... 7 years ago???#and it was already worn when i got it and then i didnt wash it correctly at first and now its quite thread bare...#plan is to get a duvet cover for it but now I can back burner that plan until I casually come across something #because ive experienced fine things now and i never want to sleep on anything but silk 😩👌#well silk and cotton. would like to try linen in the summer.#my hobby is sleeping ✌️#hobby is sleeping and yet i am posting this at 1am....

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lilithisms · 1 year ago

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hi ummm don’t be mean to me on anon pls. this is who ur literally bullying.

but fr do it again and i’ll block u b*tch